Srat star

suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time




timothydelaghetto:

HAHAHAHAHAH

timothydelaghetto:

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

That was the hottest post I’ve ever read. 


american-hustler:

Shot by Coulbourne
nevver:

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